The Stinky Cheese Man Recipes

The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales cover

Book

The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
by Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith

In this story, no one will eat the Stinky Cheese Man because he’s so smelly! Luckily, you’re braver than the characters in the book. Eat the Stinky Cheese Man and other cheeses from this Stinky Cheese Platter.

Finish off by eating like a giant and chomp down Little Red Hen in this Apricot, Cheddar, and Little Red Hen Sandwich.

Cook

Stinky Cheese Platter

Complexity: Super simple. Pick some fun cheeses, crackers, and fruits, and assemble!
Time: 5 minutes.

Ingredients

Stinkiest cheese you can find from the store
Pepper jack cheese
Mild cheddar cheese
Grapes
Strawberries
Celery
Baby carrots
Cucumbers
Favorite crackers

Directions

Chop cheeses, fruits, and vegetables.
Place all including the crackers on a tray.
Hold your nose while eating the stinkiest cheese, and gobble up quickly before he can run off!

Cook

Apricot, Cheddar, and Little Red Hen Sandwich

Complexity: Simple – use a store-bought rotisserie chicken, a little chopping, and assemble sandwiches.
Time: 5 minutes.

Ingredients

Little Red Hen (1/2 cup shredded rotisserie chicken)
Little Red Hen Feathers (2 Bibb lettuce leaves)
4 slices sourdough bread
1/3 cup dried apricots
2 tablespoons sour cream
2 tablespoons mayonnaise
4 teaspoons coarsely chopped pistachios
2 slices tomato
2 slices sweet onion
1 teaspoon honey
1 teaspoon stone-ground mustard
1 teaspoon prepared horseradish
Salt and pepper to taste

Directions

Set aside the bread slices, tomato and onion slices, and hen feathers (lettuce leaves).
Mix the remaining ingredients in a dish.
Spread the mix on two slices of bread and top them with the tomato and onion slices.
Add the lettuce leaf and cover it with the remaining slices.
Cut in half.
Serve with potato chips.