Sideways Stories from Wayside School by Louis Sachar
Maurecia liked ice cream, and every day she brought an ice cream cone to school and ate it during lunch time. When she got tired of all the flavors she could buy, Mrs. Jewls worked tirelessly to create ice cream flavored like each of her students: Maurecia-flavored ice cream, Todd-flavored ice cream, and even Kathy-flavored ice cream (though that one tasted like old bologna). Make Your Own Flavored Ice Cream.
Then, have a Lovely Turkey Sandwich for lunch with Dameon (but ask before you share his sandwich with him, please).
Cook
Your Own Flavored Ice Cream
Complexity: Easy. Time: 5 minutes.
Ingredients
Vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry ice cream from the store
Your additions, such as:
Chocolate chips
Crumbled-up Oreos
Kit kats
Brownie bits
Crumbled cookies
Chocolate syrup
Caramel sauce
Hot fudge
M&Ms
Crumbled graham crackers
Shredded coconut
Raspberries
Strawberries
Directions
Scoop up your ice cream and add your additions. Mix well with your spoon, and enjoy! Share creations with your friends or family.
Cook
Lovely Turkey Sandwich
Complexity: Easy. Time: 5 minutes.
Ingredients
chunks of leftover roasted turkey
sliced Havarti cheese
mayonnaise
cranberry sauce
lettuce
bread
Directions
Spread the mayonnaise on the bread. Add other ingredients to taste. Place other slice of bread on top and enjoy.
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